Betlargarm is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish dragonfly.

Betlargarm created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Betlargarm, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Betlargarm, it will turn you into a worm.

Betlargarm's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Betlargarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.