Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable clam.

Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar, it will turn you into a frog.

Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomhendagtarptarpfosskar.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured rats.