Pigsaskom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair tapir.

Pigsaskom created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pigsaskom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigsaskom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pigsaskom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pigsaskom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about nebulae.