Kabdansog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous hamster.

Kabdansog created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabdansog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabdansog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kabdansog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kabdansog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kabdansog on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.