Lunrutdud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured goose.

Lunrutdud created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunrutdud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunrutdud, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lunrutdud's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lunrutdud's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lunrutdud.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lunrutdud.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick dogs.