Baprullfig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident lizard.

Baprullfig created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baprullfig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baprullfig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Baprullfig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Baprullfig's Holy Commandments

1. Baprullfig loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never paint your legs cyan.