Padsogrowfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating toad.

Padsogrowfoss created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padsogrowfoss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Padsogrowfoss, he will boil you in a big pot.

Padsogrowfoss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Padsogrowfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help shrews in need.