Nabfotstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet aardvark.

Nabfotstik created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabfotstik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabfotstik, she will turn you into a mole.

Nabfotstik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nabfotstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.