Mitvadkin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty giraffe.

Mitvadkin created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvadkin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitvadkin, it will turn you into a rat.

Mitvadkin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mitvadkin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never feed pineapples to ants while wearing coats.

5. Never wear rings.