Janfudfeb Madcepsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental swan.

Janfudfeb Madcepsaw created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Janfudfeb Madcepsaw, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janfudfeb Madcepsaw, it will destroy your favourite star.

Janfudfeb Madcepsaw's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Janfudfeb Madcepsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Worship no other gods but Janfudfeb Madcepsaw.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.