Bunqueegbom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic ant.

Bunqueegbom created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunqueegbom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunqueegbom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bunqueegbom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bunqueegbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing three lead spheres on your arms.

5. Do not commit murder.