Cudflowmat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody meerkat.

Cudflowmat created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudflowmat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudflowmat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cudflowmat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cudflowmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat corn.

4. You must pray to Cudflowmat five times a day.

5. Always help goats in need.