Pogmobnak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical wombat.

Pogmobnak created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogmobnak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pogmobnak, he will send you a sign.

Pogmobnak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pogmobnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing red corsets.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Always wear green.