Rapbotten is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Rapbotten created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbotten, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rapbotten, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rapbotten's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rapbotten's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.