Raknurtkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud hare.

Raknurtkad created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raknurtkad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raknurtkad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Raknurtkad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Raknurtkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed parsnips to dolphins while wearing yellow jumpers.