Sigflyzag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive shark.

Sigflyzag created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigflyzag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigflyzag, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sigflyzag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sigflyzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear red.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. You must pray to Sigflyzag seven times a day.