Zodtingof is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish chicken.

Zodtingof created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtingof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodtingof, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zodtingof's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zodtingof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodtingof.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing cyan boots.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.