Flanmetmabsat Sandnadtad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage elephant.

Flanmetmabsat Sandnadtad created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanmetmabsat Sandnadtad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanmetmabsat Sandnadtad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flanmetmabsat Sandnadtad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Flanmetmabsat Sandnadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never feed apples to nematodes while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Never feed beans to whales while wearing trousers.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.