Fobhudmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing swallow.

Fobhudmip created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobhudmip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fobhudmip, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fobhudmip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fobhudmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to sharks while wearing turquoise hats.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.