Kikmondon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy swallow.

Kikmondon created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kikmondon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kikmondon, it will turn you into a rat.

Kikmondon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kikmondon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikmondon.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.