Budcutced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind cobra.

Budcutced created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budcutced, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budcutced, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Budcutced's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Budcutced's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Budcutced in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.