Begflanhab Tenveenzen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental dog.

Begflanhab Tenveenzen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Begflanhab Tenveenzen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Begflanhab Tenveenzen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Begflanhab Tenveenzen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Begflanhab Tenveenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Begflanhab Tenveenzen's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.