Cenvonkton Tikhudsas Veenxinspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish fox.

Cenvonkton Tikhudsas Veenxinspag created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenvonkton Tikhudsas Veenxinspag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenvonkton Tikhudsas Veenxinspag, she will turn you into a rat.

Cenvonkton Tikhudsas Veenxinspag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cenvonkton Tikhudsas Veenxinspag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.