Ominlampibbed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Ominlampibbed created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ominlampibbed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominlampibbed, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ominlampibbed's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ominlampibbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.