Metstanren is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing coyote.

Metstanren created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Metstanren, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Metstanren, it will not invite you to parties.

Metstanren's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Metstanren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.