Cutpaslin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced crab.

Cutpaslin created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpaslin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutpaslin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cutpaslin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cutpaslin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six monkeys approach from the west.

2. Cutpaslin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not make images of living things.