Tiploopbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless cat.

Tiploopbut created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiploopbut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tiploopbut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tiploopbut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tiploopbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tiploopbut in the centre of the settlement.