Homtabfly is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody wyvern.

Homtabfly created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Homtabfly, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homtabfly, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Homtabfly's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Homtabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homtabfly.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear gray ear rings.