Lammonlab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying wren.

Lammonlab created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lammonlab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lammonlab, it will turn you into a worm.

Lammonlab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lammonlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from violet rats for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Lammonlab in the centre of the settlement.