Sidnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving wren.

Sidnurl created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnurl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidnurl, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sidnurl's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sidnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must pray to Sidnurl eight times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.