Cudtiknull Sidbimsas Gonvagbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong capybara.

Cudtiknull Sidbimsas Gonvagbig created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudtiknull Sidbimsas Gonvagbig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudtiknull Sidbimsas Gonvagbig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cudtiknull Sidbimsas Gonvagbig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cudtiknull Sidbimsas Gonvagbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to mice while wearing kilts.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.