Disshudmob is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous shark.

Disshudmob created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disshudmob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Disshudmob, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Disshudmob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Disshudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Hide if four goats approach from the west.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.