Bapbamont is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful lion.

Bapbamont created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbamont, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bapbamont, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bapbamont's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bapbamont's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away if four ants approach from the south.