Mipnurbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent aardvark.

Mipnurbeg created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipnurbeg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipnurbeg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mipnurbeg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mipnurbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mipnurbeg.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Mipnurbeg on top of all buildings.