Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous dragon.

Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib first in all things.

2. Yimcebdut Gundudhogcib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away from mauve shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. You must never eat pineapples.