Mitsterzak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident mink.

Mitsterzak created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitsterzak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitsterzak, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mitsterzak's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mitsterzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitsterzak.

5. Put Mitsterzak first in all things.