Fodbencuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable whale.

Fodbencuss created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbencuss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodbencuss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fodbencuss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fodbencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Do not take Fodbencuss' name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.