Rigbigpinmisneg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous beaver.

Rigbigpinmisneg created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbigpinmisneg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigbigpinmisneg, she will turn you into a slug.

Rigbigpinmisneg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rigbigpinmisneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed beans to squirrels while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.