Lanparklidlad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying beaver.

Lanparklidlad created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanparklidlad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lanparklidlad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lanparklidlad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lanparklidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Always obey Lanparklidlad's priests.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.