Kiknuttjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet swan.

Kiknuttjarn created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiknuttjarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kiknuttjarn, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kiknuttjarn's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kiknuttjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.