Gombissgab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart octopus.

Gombissgab created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Gombissgab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gombissgab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gombissgab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gombissgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from violet porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.