Bumgilflag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless fairy.

Bumgilflag created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgilflag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bumgilflag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumgilflag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bumgilflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bumgilflag on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.