Arnarfsad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent clam.

Arnarfsad created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnarfsad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnarfsad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arnarfsad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Arnarfsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Arnarfsad.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never paint your arms gray.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.