Xembintim Vidbom Lunmilmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful hedgehog.

Xembintim Vidbom Lunmilmid created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xembintim Vidbom Lunmilmid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembintim Vidbom Lunmilmid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Xembintim Vidbom Lunmilmid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Xembintim Vidbom Lunmilmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about planets.