Fossruttkam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair centaur.

Fossruttkam created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossruttkam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fossruttkam, she will be very unhappy.

Fossruttkam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fossruttkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Fossruttkam.

5. Put Fossruttkam first in all things.