Tam Largnurt Latgodomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful centaur.

Tam Largnurt Latgodomt created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Tam Largnurt Latgodomt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tam Largnurt Latgodomt, it will come to you in dreams.

Tam Largnurt Latgodomt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tam Largnurt Latgodomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not stand on grass.