Dimnadjip is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable salamander.

Dimnadjip created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Dimnadjip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dimnadjip, he will turn you into a dog.

Dimnadjip's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dimnadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.