Cidstippag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong swallow.

Cidstippag created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidstippag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidstippag, she will strike you with lightening.

Cidstippag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cidstippag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never run in the presence of gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear indigo trousers.

5. Do not make images of living things.