Farncussrakcun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous snail.

Farncussrakcun created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Farncussrakcun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farncussrakcun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Farncussrakcun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Farncussrakcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if four moths approach from the north.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Farncussrakcun.

5. Never hop in holy places.