Gumgudlit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic wren.

Gumgudlit created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgudlit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gumgudlit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gumgudlit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gumgudlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Respect your elders.